Well Adolf Hitler was flatulent…

How many people were executed for calling Adolf Hitler flatulent?

Fact is he was flatulent, or to be more precise at least one of the three men who played the role of Hitler in the 30’s and 40’s was indeed flatulent in a large way and there was a very specific reason for it, reason being the original Hitler was said to be an opiate addict who due to public speaking engagements was forced to lay off the opiate and go cold turkey occasionally, and when an opiate addict does go cold turkey the food in their gut becomes watery causing mild diarrhea which creates the aforementioned wind, it’s what gives addicts the cramps with the only cure more opiate or an anti diarrhea drug or simply doing a complete fast from the day before you give up, the intestinal gas from such a self induced condition is very smelly, very (Very) smelly, a factoid which must’ve been kind of amusing for the other two who played the role to deal with among relative strangers when everyone was expecting a big stinker to be let loose at any moment…

 
 
It’s a much stranger yet simpler world than you were told…

Just a nation of Jackasses was it?

If you’re unhappy with Grump why would Pence be an alternative?
And if Republicans bother you why will the Democrat’s be different?
It’s always the same “Beast”(The Secret Govt) controlling both sides…
You even know who did it (Sept 11) but you can’t face it yet can you…

I’m a conscientious objector…

A little humanity Washington may want you to ignore…

In addition to being one hell of a dcik along with being one hell of a street fighter my half-brother or my cousin Eddy Holland (Hollenhoffen) was a real world bunny fugger as the Aussies call it, as to whether he was my half brother or my cousin in the Nazi eugenics mess we’d both been born into would depend on whose story held the most water on the day you heard it, but any-waaay…

I’ll keep an open mind until proof-positive closure…

Eddy was a bit of a humorist, even during the dark moments the spark within him would kind of smoulder and sure enough, within a few weeks he’d be back mildly ribbing anyone who dared talk to him with what to him was wit and I’ve gotta admit, he was kind of funny, as an unpaid freestyle amatuer comedian he often easily made Australia’s most famous television comedian Paul Hogan sound about as funny as a suicide jumping off the Sydney Harbor bridge…

Eddy wasn’t laughing much the day he told me Mary, a girl I’d been told was my half sister, wasn’t really my half sister at all, rather he’d just learnt she was ‘HIS’ sister and only my cousin, but who gives a fcuk about the semantics of it once you understand we were talking about a good natured innocent dead girl…

The same evil schadenfreude…

To say it was a shock seeing my first real girlfriend of sorts executed in cold blood in front of me by a German born pig of the same Prussian descent Luciferin House of Battenberg as had just pulled the Dealy Plaza sham on America is obviously an understatement of sorts, even adults feel a certain sense of deep shock at the unexpected death of someone they knew up close and personal like that…

The enjoyment the weirdo got out of it still creeps me out 54+ years later…