Sure there’s doubt about the integrity of things past, sure is…
Some of that doubt fuelled by fake media and fake news etc…
Matter of fact it all looked like an old East German spy movie…
But things are about to drastically improve in 2020 because there’s a brand new candidate on the horizon who isn’t like the others, his name is Alfred E. Neuman and he won’t brook no silly dilly dallying from a divided congress or a power mad senate nor tolerate any kind of scallywag behaviour from the big bankers or the Beltway lobbyist’s or all of the other special interest groups, plus he’ll pay down the deficit, spank Russia, show China who’s boss in trade as well as clip her wings in the South China Sea, he’ll even renegotiate ‘NATO’ so that the real friends of America in Washington make a handsome profit in arms sales again and then he’ll seal the border to stop Mexican crime cartels from flying drugs into America via Chinese made quadcopter’s that any fool can buy from Walmart for $40.00…
Best of all he’s American born, here’s undeniable proof below…
It’s also proof of president-elect Neuman’s virgin birth too…
So vote for Alfred E. Neuman folks, make America first again…
This is a bipartisan not-for-profit political ad featuring the best candidate for president in 2020 that’s currently available, so think of all of the starving kids in places you’ve never even heard of and vote responsibly for fcuk’s sake, vote Alfred E. Neuman for president, after he fixes you he’ll fix the rest of the world and solve their problems too including women faking orgasms, that’s Alfred E. Neuman…
Go on folks, don’t worry about Sept 11 congressional treason or the missing Iraqi and Libyan gold or the Afghan Lithium theft or the Afghan opium industry being the main supplier of the opiates for the Mexican heroin crisis, don’t even worry about women faking orgasms anymore, vote #01 for Alfred and he’ll fix all of that stuff so you don’t even need to think about it, vote #01 for Alfred and he’ll always make sure that America comes first, and he’ll always wear a condom while he’s doing it too, believe me America, believe me, believe me, just believe me…
So some of the dumbies don’t get the point of the sarcasm?
Ah that’s what happens if you raise a dumb generation…
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Those fakes accused me of preaching with this part here…
How long will you ignore the pedo-dungeon grand jury?
You think it’s just a fcuking joke you souless cnut’s?
The same elitist Masonic secret society career criminal politicians as sold you the Cessna Pilot skyscraper demolition story also sold you a Patriot Act gutting of the US Constitution followed by a financial crisis that was somehow meant to prove you’re the greatest nation in the world also probably told you that you don’t need an underground pedophile dungeon grand jury into places like Bohemian Grove and all of the other places like that that the Knight of Malta Mason’s run…
Yet those same soulless secret society scum still pretend they’re good people and anyone who disagrees with them like me is either crazy or evil or hates America’s freedoms or is just the kind of troublemaker that the Patriot Act was designed to deal with so they can (Supposedly) protect you, get a soul America, get a soul for real while you still can, try repenting of your sins, not justifying them…
You’re a nation of moronic Masonic assholes America…
Song is for kids who survived your dungeons, creeps…
#fascistpedodungeongrandjury…
11:00 AM AESDST March 4th
Quick-edit 11:30, vote Alfred
Another edit 12:30 PM too
And 10:10 PM as well
And 11:59 finale?
Nope, 2:45 AM
next day
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