Solution?

The president of the United States orders digital cock-breath analyser’s be retrofitted to all microphones in congress and in the White House too, plus those used by the White House Press Corp, in the ‘UN’ building, then local media’s like ‘CNN NBC ABC & Fox’ along with ‘CSpam’ internet radio plus any microphones in state legislatures governor’s mansions City Hall and local town councils…

In addition cock breath analyser’s are to be placed on microphones in various embassies of friendly and non friendly countries alike we well as those used by visiting news media’s like Canada’s ‘CBC’ and Russia’s ‘RT’ and England’s ‘BBC’ and Australia’s ‘ABC’ ~ Now if you have any sense of humor at all still left after these last 17 years America then you’d better include the ‘DNC’ and the ‘RNC’ in that media circus section as well because they’ve actually been nothing more than a particularly boring and repetitive type of anally retentive political media pretending to govern, but on behalf of foreign interests, since 2004…

The American president doesn’t exclude himself on the order either…

He uses unlimited executive power to order by fiat that all microphones that are used anywhere by any of the 535 congressional or senate members or their staff all be fitted with cock breath analyser’s that also measure cocaine levels in the bloodstream, then he orders that any other section of Govt within the confines of the United States or their embassies or staff overseas must always have a cock breath analyser with a cocaine alarm fitted ~ And finally as I’d said above and this is the big one folks, the president orders that his own microphone be fitted with one too so that for the length and breadth of America and it’s territories any suck cocker that tries to get onto a microphone and talk shit about anything to do with any kind of politics or merely talks smack while under the influence of cocaine is immediately off air automatically ~ Special dispensation over the use of cock breath analyser’s will of course be given to certain sections of religious order’s like Popes, Monk’s, Nun’s, Cardinals, Jesuits, Episcopalian Priests or Rabbi’s and the like with a definite hard ending for all kinds of suck cockers talking smack about politics under the guise of religion on or about the eve of the inevitable return of the Lord Jesus Christ Almighty, with power and great glory…

It’ll work, see, Trump can just go back to Tweeting…

That’s the real biological father of the Obama boy’s…
You’ll notice that I’d implied “Obama’s“ as in plural…
Washington’s Freemason’s will always lie to you…
They knew all along, then they all lied large…