Chinese trained chimpanzees?

Seeing China is the new political and intellectual world power and knowing how heavily it’s invested in America over the previous 30 years both in time money and manpower too, and also seeing America is acting more than a little weird as each new day passes, and knowing it’s always wise to look after the health of your investment, then maybe Chinese animal behavioural psychologists could breed and train 15 million chimpanzee monkeys to act as hall monitors to help bring a stop to America’s imaginary school shootings, and in their spare time maybe they could write some new political dialogue in time for America’s 2020 elections, elections which at the moment seem destined to be about those imaginary Russian election hackers and imaginary Russian spy killers as well as North Korean dictators with imaginary ‘WMD’ resources…

Ape Monkey new hallway monitor

And for fcuk’s-sake America let’s get real for once…

China’s rapidly emerging new world economic power status means they don’t need to openly threaten the old world order any further, they can simply act behind the scenes to influence outcomes rather than forcing one ~ To that end it seems the current spate of truly terrible (Terrible) imaginary school shootings in America that seem to keep occurring in the same school with the same crisis actors over and over again every few years may provide the perfect opening for China to play a greater role in America’s psychological health as well as their physical wellbeing ~ Everybody likes monkey’s right, so maybe China can train 15 million bright chimpanzee monkeys to act as hall monitors to stop these terrible school shootings, and at night they can write a new political dialogue for the American people to follow ~ Pay them peanuts at the start and bananas at the point they hand over a viable movie script, sorry, political dialogue and, Oh fcuk it, get the monkey’s to do double duty and get them to write a new political dialogue for America as well as a new ‘Psycho’ movie plus keep the school’s safe during the daytime, just think very carefully what you’re focussing on in 2020 as well as deciding well in advance which one you’re going to tell America is really for real, monkey’s movie or monkey’s political dialogue…

PS: See the complaints box at the bottom of the blog?
No not the comments box, the big complaints section…
Of course you don’t do you, because there isn’t one…
This blog is political sarcasm, deal with it, enjoy…

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Now obviously this is just a little bit of light hearted mockery…
After all it’d take decades to train the monkeys as hallway monitors…
If you want the serious socioplical, hit THISLINK and read the blog…
And try to grasp how heavy the subject matter is, then excuse the wit…
I’m not flippant in the least, I’ve a funny way of looking at things…
If you want answers or solutions then maybe try ‘THIS-ONE’…
Just remember, all nations are under threat, all nations…
But there’s a new day dawning if you believe monkey…

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PPS: Wasn’t “Power to the people” the whole idea?

Yep, and here’s the only way you’ll see-it…

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